"What to do with ex-PMs and all that pent-up bile?"

So an article on CBC News this week, talked about ex-prime ministers, and what happens to them after they're out of office.
Uhm, I know what - WHO CARES?! I mean sure, according to the text book, everyone as humans needs to feel connected with other people, and wants to feel wanted, but I mean after you're out of office, why can't you just get on with your life? Or make a PM Surreal Life or something. Just don't waste my time because no one really cares what any of them have done. Their 15 minutes are up!